on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.

"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"

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batter

Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

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batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

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batter

In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

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batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

hey, batter batter

This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.

Hey, batter batter!

Hey, batta batta!

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battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

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