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Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.
.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.
His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.
If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz
Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
'Are you recruiting?'
'Pardon?! Don't be silly we only use .NET BAZ!!'
The most annoying, high-pitch talking Austrailian director, who directed/co-wrote Strictly Ballroom,Romeo+Juliet,and Moulin Rouge! He is madly in love with Nicole Kidman, Barritos, and best buds with Ewan McGregor.
Considered a 'genius' by some.
Good evening, and welcome hi! I'm Baz Luhrmann.
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A girl with extremely small and nubby thumbs.
That J-Baz stuck her nubs up my ass.
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Something long and epic. Can be shortened to 'Baz'. Australian Slang.
'Boy, that weekend was a Baz Luhrmann.'
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Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.
When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"
To be scatty and unorganised such as forgetting to put a top on in the morning before going to work.
Awww man, I chucked a Baz, I'm not wearing anything today.
Acting like a lesbian, being overly sexual towards other females.
Kev: I'd rather watch two girls make out then two guys.
Sophie: Ew man, you're doing a Baz again.