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May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
the end of every month is national simp for ryo day. where you simp for ryo all day.
“Hey it’s National Simp For Ryo Day, let’s go simp for Ryo”
“yeah!”
January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels
Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card
Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M
Watch out it’s national simp day again!!
National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
the day that you admit who you are simping for.
did you hear that today was national simp day?
Simp day is on every Friday from 10 PM to 10:59 PM. You can simp for everyone but children (lolis etc). However, if the person is VERY uncomfy and want you to STOP then do it. Yes, these rules are very important.
I get to simp for ______ all day today and ____ can't say go away! yes! Simp day is the best!