Bean

To engage in armed combat as a hostile bean.

Hey yo, you down to bean?
Bro, Lascur beaned me HARD

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beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

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beaned

To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.

I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.

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Beans

Slang used by self-harmers to refer to the third layer of skin (the hypodermis). The fat tissue in that layer resembles beans, hence the slang.

Susan: I hit beans, what should I do?
Alex: Time to go to the E.R., now.

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beaned

When someone gets spooped by a bean meme

YOU FRIGGIN MORON, YOU JSUT GOT BEANED. *Que Ear Rape* *Loud Bass*

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!

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Beans

"Beans," or "Forbidden/Baked beans"is used in the r/MadeOfStyrofoam community to mean the layer of fat. It is said that the fat looks like baked beans.

Person: "Ew, look at this later of fat! It looks like beans!"

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Bean

A CRAZY fun loving person.
Likes living every day to the full.
Not always mature but can be when needed.
Always there for you whenever you need a friend.
Guaranteed to make you smile.
You always have fun when they're around.
Will be the best friend you ever have.
Very intellegent and will go far in life.
The funniest person you will ever meet.
Normally addicted to pizza

Am I your bean? Yes you are :)

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