Beaumont, TX

A small city in the southeastern region of Texas, commonly referred to as "the asshole of Texas." Beaumont and its surrounding area is a melting pot of sorts for negative stereotypes. it houses its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto-ass black people, illegal mexican roofers and silk shirt-clad Pakistani convenience store owners. Beaumont is also well known for its unbearable, all encompassing odor. Many have compared it to the smell of a dead fish stuffed into a shit filled sweatsock. It is always important to remember that this city should be avoided at all costs.

Guy 1: Oh god, it smells like shit out here!

Guy 2: You obviously haven't been to Beaumont, TX.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Exactly.

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Molly Beaumont

Funny, cool girl, with a love of Tea and Chinese

What do you want to drink with your Chinese Molly Beaumont ?

Is that a real question ??

Tea it is then !

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Skunky Beaumont

The act of deficating in the middle of your partners back and smearing it down the spine, resulting in a skunk stripe.

While she was sleeping, I gave her a skunky beaumont.

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rye beaumont

He’s a very fit man and has big hands. he shags every girl with a pulse xx

“omg have you heard of rye beaumont?”
“yeah i heard he’s a man slut!”

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Rye Beaumont

rye is a member of the boyband roadtrip. he's famously known for singing different lyrics to their song 'flashing lights' on stage

the original lyric is 'i know people cheat on each other but that ain't the way i don't want us to break'

he once sung 'i know people cheat on each other one girls okay but sharing is great'

'i want to shag rye beaumont'

'that's your choice but he thinks sharing is great'

'good the more the better'

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Rye Beaumont

Rye Beaumont is 23 years old and is part of a British and Irish 5-piece boy band called Roadtrip. If you plan to date this boy watch out as he may decide to go for your friends instead. However, he is very good-looking and smart (sometimes).

'Rye Beaumont cheated on me for Nataile!'

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Doing a Beaumont

Using a flesh light to jack of while in a PlayStation party

'Omg Michael is doing a Beaumont'

'That dirty hoe'