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A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.
Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.
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1. Canada's periodical historical rag.
2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.
3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".
4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".
5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.
6. Another reason to blame Canada.
Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?
"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.
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Slang word commonly used as a replacement for vaginas.
1) I saw a bunch of beavers at the gym this morning.
2) Popped into beavers for a quick one on Tuesday.
3) Is this club gay? I ain't seen any beavers around!
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"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963
family sit-com with:
Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":
Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."
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A word to describe your comfiest pair of tracksuit bottoms. Usually thick, grey, often lined with a fleecy type material. Named after the UK young cub scout clan "The Beavers" uniform.
I am chilling out in my beavers
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