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a man whos cock can’t stop fucking woman.
Jessie:Do you know Becker
Stella:He fucked my friend and I, why? Did becker fuck ur pussy.
Jessie:No I blew Becker
A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.
Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}
Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}
Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."
American viewer: "What a Becker."
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Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
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Something that is very potent. Almost to the point of superceding potentcy. Not to be confused with donnie blaze which means the opposite
You know Whitney???? Shes so becker.
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An awful or very unpleasant experience, defined best as 'a bit like dying but not quite.' Created as the antithesis of Kiggins the word is similarly derived from a fellow student's surname.
"I tried juggling fire last week but I was drunk so-"
"Too much cider?"
"No, Strongbow - anyway, I was juggling fire clubs but ended up catching the hot end with my face."
"Beckers..."
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1. Someone who likes men.
2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.
3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.
4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.
Such a fucking Becker. He sucked about 5 dicks last night, but it was cool cuz they all signed his point book. After that he got drunk at a raid but failed to get pussy.
Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.
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A annoying kid that says Esskeetit all day and says stuff like he said put it in me
Shut up Becker no one likes you
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