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a person; usually a male who is strikingly handsome with a beard and otten slightly balding. most "beej's" are quite athletic, artistic, funny, and sometimes promiscuous. they may be found in all parts of the world but have been known to originate from california, USA.
"peace to beej and dem" - J-Dilla
"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.
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noun: the excess skin that is left over when a person undergoes rapid weight loss
look at my beej...i can wrap it all the way around my body
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The event of playing basketball by yourself at ghetto court because everyone realizes how much it would suck if they went to play. Dont try it at home. it sucks.
Alfonsus was tired of playing xbox and publishing definitions so he moseyed up to the basketball court to pull a beej.
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Kristy shaved her head in high school. Dennis really enjoyed the feeling of her shaved scalp while she gave him a bald beej.
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When a girl gives you a blowjob and then flees town the next day, and you never hear from her again.
Garrett: Dude you remember that Miranda girl I told you about? She totally pulled a beej and run!
Key: No way man! Your semen must have tasted like old nutella!
To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.
Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
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