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An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians
S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.
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1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug
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A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.
Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?
Man: Why yes, yes I do!
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Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.
Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.
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A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.
Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.
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Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.
aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.
God:"Sorry m
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The process of purchasing and/or consuming beer, used in verb form.
1. I just got off of work, I think it's time for me to beer.
2. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.
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