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bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

223๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž


bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

196๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

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bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ July 14, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 8, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim August 18, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž