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a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts
why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation
A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead
Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale
Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.
“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”
Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”
Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”
The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water
I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank
Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water