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He is the handsome lead singer of the emo band Say Anything. He's a sexy bipolar Jew.
Oh my god! Max Bemis is so hot!
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Slang for a ginger man with a small penis
Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis
1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.
2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.
2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.
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When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.
Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!
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A replacement for the word "Oh My God", used by avid Max Bemis (Say Anything) listeners.
Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.
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