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As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
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a. small town in Southeastern Washington, famous for its cherry harvests and rednecks
b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame
My friend lives in Benton City.
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)
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Masons brother he got arrested for being to fucking sick mr.lowens secret lover
you got arrested your such a Benton Penner
A town in Southwestern Michigan that makes any ghetto look good. Potowatimee Indian for "totally fucked."
Dude, this party is so Benton Harbor!
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Glen Benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band 'DEICIDE' and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. Glen Benton plays bass guitar and sings and btw he PWNZz.
Bob Marley: Hey man...
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.
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A mid-sized city of broke black people. Population is 95% african american. The lowest income per person in Michigan.One of the Murda Mitten's worse. So don't be surprised if get merk'd and robbed. On a positive note it is talent in Benton Harbor from talented boxers(Courtney Burton), Rappers(Chi Boy), actors(Vivca Fox even though she doesn't say it),comedians(Sinbad),and many more.
I got GOT for my chain in Benton Harbor
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The type of ginger who loves to stick in in his dog (dave) and suck his nob while the swat team are trying to stop him.
1 hahaha i bet your like ronnie benton, your a nonce.
2 you look like ronnie benton, a skinny bully victim jew that loves eating bread and fucking dave on a daily
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