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1) Quiet but loud around her friends
2) has immaculate music taste
3)Nice gal
4) Stays on tiktok everyday
5) inluv with shoes & clothes
6) Always has an afternoon nap
7) Nickname “Bestie”
your bessie is your bestest friend ever
there’s a difference between bessie and bestie
your bestie is your best friend
your bessie is your BESTEST friend.
your bestie: hey bessie
you: yikes.... your not my bessie your my bestie....
your bessie: HEY BESSIE
you: BESSIE!!!
your bessie: bessie power 😛
adj; used to describe someones alter ego when they're consuming alcoholic substances and acting RAUNCHY!
noun; drunk shit
"woah, put bessie away"
"maybe you should stop drinking.. your bessie's showing!"
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singular word for cow since the English language is fucked and there is no singular word for cow
Thats a fat bessy
Reminds me of your wife
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The nasties “girl” you know. She thinks she smells good, but, inbetween you and me, she smells like my papas asshole. (That’s not a good thing, trust me.) Her sexiest friend is named Clara. Clara is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Bessica, on the other hand is DISGUSTING. I threw up just typing about her. Yuck yuck yuck.
Guy 1: “Man that..thing..Bessie is so gross”
Guy 2: “I know! She asked me to suck her toes, so I did, and her toenail is on top of her foot. How weird!”
Clara: “I love Bessie, but she’s horrible.”
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Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.
Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.
To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.