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Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde
Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.
Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator
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The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.
I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (
A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them
Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
Jeff who?
Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"
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A person who made Amazon and got a song named after him he is also so rich he could feed the entire world but don't
guy 1: hey man I'm rich
Guy 2:cool just don't become a Jeffrey bezos
The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.
Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos
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