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When your mother wants you to act like she’s the best father and your other mother would be the opposite a small daddy.
BIG DADDY: Call me big daddy and call your other mother small daddy
Daughter: but father I cannot
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A superhero that uses a Batman-esque costume (but way cooler) and fights criminals for the sole purpose of revenge. His daughter is the ruthless Hit-Girl.
Trey: "Frankie, I'm tellin' you man. I swear I'm not making this up. This fucking guy (Big Daddy) comes out of nowhere! Kicks our asses, and steals all of the coke."
Frank: "This would be the guy that looks like Batman?"
Trey: "I didn't say he looked like Batman."
Joe: "You did, Trey. You said the guy looked like Batman."
Goon: "He said like a mask and stuff."
Goon 2: "And a cape"
Joe: "Yeah, like Batman."
Trey: "I didn't say 'like Batman' I never said Batman."
Frank: "Okay, let me tell you the problem I got with that, Trey... What's more likely, huh? That you're a greedy little cock sucker, or all our coke was stolen from Superman?"
Joe: "Batman."
Trey: "I NEVER SAID BATMAN!"
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God, The one who rules all, the one who loves us all, the one who made us all.
Isn't The Big Daddy cool? I just love him!
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What someone would call a fatass in the sack or what a sex crazed person would call their and/or someone elses penis
Office Skank: "Do me big daddy."
Office Fatass: "You got that right baby.. now when you say big daddy you mean..?"
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When another man calls you that they are attracted to you. #gay
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