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A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
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when your thumbs are physically too big to text causing a shit ton of typos. Also known as bts for short.
man! Im so sorry I keep making typos! it seems like my big thumb syndrome is getting worse!
also known as BPS, means a person has a very big foot.
Man you have an abnormally large foot.
Yeah I have BPS (Big penis syndrome)
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A condition which causes the person to obsess over the meme "Big Chungus". Symptoms include laughing at "Big Chungus" jokes/references and constantly referring to people, creatures, and objects as a "Big Chungus"
Josh: What's up with Jakob lately, he's been laughing at Big Chungus a lot
Daniel: He may be developing Big Chungus Syndrome
Josh: Oh shit
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When one has an ego the size of Texas, he (most often a self-appointed Alpha male) will make bold, rash statements regarding actions he claims to have the ability to do or perform. A vast majority of the time said SAAM (Self-Appointed Alpha Male) will be speaking through his large, overcompensating ego and will be come delusional during such statements.
70 Impala350: Did you hear that red bike went 8.66 last night at GLD?
Hatchmaster: I will straight knock his dick off, I am all that is man. Now bow before your king.
70 Impala350: Whoa man, I think you have some big dick syndrome going on.
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A term referring to a syndrome held by an insecure and extremely emotional girl who keeps opening her mouth to try to solve her personal and relationship issues by talking about them at the wrong time and to the wrong people, even after her guy told her continuously that it was making these issues worse. She keeps doing it over and over despite the fact that drama keeps happening because of her gargantuan mouth flapping. Over time the syndrome gets worse and worse. It finally climaxes over a couple of weeks because of some really horrendous incidents caused by her jabberjawing. So the girl finally breaks down one day after betraying his trust yet again, and she signs up for therapy to try to work on her self-control issues and her listening skills. Although she hopes her guy will trust her once again and give her a chance to share their love and happiness together once more like they did when she was his bear (really misses that), she'll be okay either way. Even if the changes she has made don't bring him back to her, she will be a stronger and happier person in the end because she won't ever hurt anybody like that again. She will defeat the Big Mouth Syndrome.
Melissa knew she had the big mouth syndrome when she asked her boyfriend's friend for advice during a very panicky moment, even though she knew he would be pissed if he found out.
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Big Nigga Syndrome is a condition of big body, low intelligence (intelgence), & skeevy and/or hinky behavioral tendencies. Those afflicted with the Syndrome tend to use their size to inflict their will or intimidate others.
I didn't mess with him. He has Big Nigga Syndrome.