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The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in Taxachussets.
When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
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One of the few presidents America should NOT be ashamed of.
Bill Clinton got a blow job. But come on, who seriously thinks he was the first president to ever get a bj? One thing's for damn sure: Clinton was the only one man enough to admit it (eventually).
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A dump liberal that was a president
(so bad he got impeached)
In Tech class,we had to make presentations for google services, when it came for the funf acts for email the group said Bill Clinton only sent two emails during his presendency. I lafted and said, " his wife deleated 33000!"
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1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear
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A shining example to men everywhere teaching us that work and play need not be separated.
dude, you should be more like bill clinton
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A state of being impervious to the law.
"Ha! I'm a living Bill Clinton! Your laws can't touch me!"
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