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baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009


billy goat

Another meaning penis or the male genitalia.

Suck my billy goat, Get on my billy goat

by Lustful Sail0r August 20, 2009

5πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


billy goat curse

The curse that prevents the Chicago Cubs from ever winning the National League Pennant. Contrary to what a previous user wrote, the curse began in 1945 when a tavern owner tried to bring his pet goat into Wrigley Field during Game 1 of the World Series because it was a good luck charm. Security didn't allow it and as they escorted him out he declared that the Cubs would never again win the pennant. And they haven't.

"Did you hear Sammy Sosa hurt his back while sneezing?"
"Yeah, it must be that billy goat curse again."

by NYandwhat December 21, 2004

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Billy Goat

Verb. The act of cradling a males balls and jerking him off as his shit runs smoothly down your chin.

This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.

males jerking off balls shit Mexican Billy Goat

by K-Fed 13 March 17, 2010

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sticky billy goat

The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.

β€œMy boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”

by Bad Birl July 31, 2019


billy goat kiss

Two Guys Rubbing Beards Like Eskimo Kiss Style.

Jeff & Edward Billy Goat Kissed At That party

by Manda1274 November 30, 2013

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž