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The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Billy Mays" is to, at a moment of particular intensity, shout "The secret's in the ___(insert sexual act, nickname, or body part here)!!"
"I'm putting my thumb in your butt!!!" =The Billy Mays
"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays
"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays
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Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
"Look at this!"
"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"
"KABOOM!"
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Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.
I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.
I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.
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A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.
Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO CALL NOW AT 1-800-MYCOMMERCIALS SUCK AND I NEED BILLY MAYS TO YELL IN THEM.
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A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.
Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!
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