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what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
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Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
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Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
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A person who puts shit into a bag (human or animal), for the sole purpose of throwing it onto a roof top.
Wow, Mike is king of the shit birds!
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1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
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Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.
Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.
Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.
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While they are defined by their lack of regard for others, this group overlaps with White Trash. They wake you up with their crappy music and they often have loud voices.
You probably have at least one within a block of where you live or maybe you work with one or more. My condolences.
They have the opposite of King Midas's touch, which turned everything to gold. Everything Shit Birds touch turns to shit. God help you if some sit near you in a restaurant. They will either talk loud to each other or will have cell conversations while you try to have a relaxing dinner.
The worst thing is to have a group of them sit near you in a movie theater. Forget about enjoying the movie unless you either move to faraway seats.
Everyone knows at *least* one shit bird. You can readily make a list of shit birds you know or, at least, hear some from a bit of a distance. It is really too bad.
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