The Birds and the Birds

Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Birds and the Birds would be two lesbians, as bird is also a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman. Also, a bee, because of its stinger (typifying a penis), would be a gay man.

See also "The Bees and the Bees."

In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Birds and the Birds."

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Birds

Flying cameras

Just watch in birds eyes

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bird

slang (eng.) young woman

Fuck, that bird's fit

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birds

a large amount (usually a brick or cake) of cocaine. also see keys
, the rapper bird man.

flippin birds on these cornerz..

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bird bird

n. a rolled marijuana cigarette, aka a joint.

Oy! Can I get a bird bird?
These birds are nice, but I could really use a bird bird.

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on the bird

Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.

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Bird

A mentality developed by basic women often aged 18-25, often white (although can be any ethnic background). More attractive women are more likely to have bird tendencies, but all in all attractiveness does not affect bird status.

Birds are characterized by taking “bird” photos (poses that flour for attention), being negatively affected by small things going wrong, ghosting, failure to commit to anything, doing everything on a whim with no rhyme or reason, etc

Wow that’s such a basic instagram post. She’s SUCH a bird.

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