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Uncondition love that cannot be described in words. The best feeling on earth occurs when you get it.
My chic just painted me a birmingham, damn I love her!
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1. (noun) - an unpleasant venereal condition from the West Midlands. Spread by uncontrolled industrialisation in a bygone and depressing era, a nasty case of Birmingham today lurks like a canker on the fair visage of England. Symptoms include an adenoidal twang to the voice, and a belief that Peaky Blinders is an aspirational and contemporary lifestyle programme.
2. (verb) - to proffer unwanted and inexplicable sexual advances to all and sundry, including livestock. Don't ask.
1. Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I have come down with a nasty case of the Birmingham all over my crotch!"
Doctor: "That's disgusting - what on earth were you DOING?"
2. Don't walk your dog on Clapham Common at night - it might get Birminghamed good and proper.
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despite being from Solihull, (Sillhillian?) i consider myself to be a brummie, the place probably wont mean much to someone who's not from there but it's a nice city however you look at it, it has great nightlife, all the shops you could want, places to hang around and some of the best live venues in the country. and it has a lot more culture and history than you might expect, we just don't feel the need to put statues everywhere like they do in London
I've been to Cairo, Dublin, The Carribean, Greece, London and many other places yet i miss Birmingham when i'm not there and i have an attachment to the place, just avoid Sparkhill, its a shit hole
dude did you know Boy George used to work in the Oasis Market?
wow!, theres a lot i didn't know about Birmingham
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1.The most industrial city in England.
2. The most racist city in America.
Sterotypes (often with a grain of truth)
1. Everyone in Birmingham is a chav.
2. Everyone in Birmingham is either obese trailer trash, or a nigger.
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City in the West Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Europe, The World, The Universe.
Full of various homeless people called Dave, who won't mug you - just take your money or stab you.
Known for it's marvellous shopping, and several train stations, including Birmingham New Street - home to the world's most expensive Burger King.
How about a trip to Birmingham to go shopping, meet Dave and grab a burger on the way home?
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My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.
Birmingham does some nice currys
Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK.
Solihull is going the same way.
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