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A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....
Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now
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Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
Amazing race birthday party www.amazingraceparty.com
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The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
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this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.
"ur a poo poo head haha"
"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"
if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
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the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.
little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO
DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION
Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party