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expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.
"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"
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A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.
Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.
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a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.
can i have you back
bitch please
Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.
Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"
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To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy
Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please
Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please
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Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE
Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.
Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.
Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.
OR
J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
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General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.
So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.
Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!
(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)
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