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when a man is having fucking one girl and hollas SWITCH!!
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When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins
5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!
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Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.
Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch
Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH
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Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"
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Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.
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something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch
hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer
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The Bitch Switch is a very complex scenario, in which a guy is with a girl, smashes, and has that girl leave, moments before the next girl shows up without either of them knowing anything. Both of which are complete opposites of each other i.e. night and day.
John: How'd your night go?
Randy: The Bitch Switch worked perfectly as usual