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Another name for a ladies genitals, but one from a particularly scabby lady. Similar to the Australian 'Raw Prawn Sarnie' but for low life fat sweaty people who will most likely turn up on Jeremy Kyle or similar chat show's discussing how their partner cheated on them with next doors dog.
The distinctive part of a Blackpool sandwich is the smell, which much like the city is named after, smells of a mix of rotten fish and sewage.
Ohhhh bloody nora lass, close your legs i can smell your blackpool sandwich
Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.
Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)
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A Blackpool Blowjob is a sexual act where before you cum the person who is giving you head bites off your dick whole.
Nae wains for him, he got a blackpool blowjob.
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A code word used for a homosexual or "queer".
"Dude, watch yourself, there's a Blackpool pier behind you"
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An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.
When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.
"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"
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In a foursome of two men and two women, the men each take a woman doggy style. Then whilst the woman are kissing each other the men hi-five over them.
Me and Calum scored two hot chicks last night and we took them back to mine and did a blackpool tower.
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1) The act of getting fucked in both ears at once, or
2) A person who is in the habit of being fucked in both ears at once, because his or her other orifices are already in use.
3) (Obscure) A very unfortunate accident with a donkey.
Originating in a town in the North West of England known for its 'welcoming' young ladies. And its donkeys.
1)- Have you seen Stacy lately?
-Yes, Darren and I were over at her place yesterday, she was already pretty busy so we gave her a Blackpool Fingertrap and then got a kebab.
2) -Have you heard about Sharon?
-Yes, Wayne has gotten her knocked up.
-I'm not surprised, she's a complete Blackpool Fingertrap - it was only a matter of time
3) - Have you seen Jason about the town lately?
- Oh no mate, didn't you hear? Blackpool fingertrap. They had to call the coastguard.
- Oooh. Nasty
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