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Blake is a very common name. He is smart, dangerously handsome, sweet, likeable, flocked by girls, some people would call him perfect, but he is modest and disagrees. Most of guys are jealous.
Girl: Blake you're perfect
Blake: No I'm not
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pulling a blake is when you reject societys overly romanticizd stereotype of a basic supposedly sexy and sophisticared egocentric name and their highest of hopes and come to the conclusion that the clown show of life all amounts to nothing more than a bum's dick
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A somewhat common name for a male; witty, dangerously handsome, clever and trustworthy.
Blake is a real handsome devil.
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blake is a really adorable guy. he's really sweet and his eyes are also adorable. he's usually a year younger than the girl of his dreams, but she will learn that dating him is ok. every girl is jealous of the girl dating blake.
"hey look its a blake! i want that boy!"
"hey thats my boyfriend!"
"girl, I'm jealous!"
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The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Blake is almost always right, which bothers people, but Blake then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Blake, mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. People are jealous of Blake, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. Easily described as extremely sexy, Blake has tight buns, and chiselled features that could score glass. Blake is friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. The sun shines out of Blake's anus, and makes everyone smile when Blake walks by. Blake is always more successful than everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of Blake, or happened to produce Blake. Having Blake for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, Blake will light up the dark, he will make the ordinary extraordinary and the plain magnificent. In Blake's hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Blake, and in turn Blake is always trustworthy. Blake is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. Blake is THE most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Hot Girl: OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hot Girl's (Non-gay) Man Friend: Yes he is, he is totally a Blake.
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Truly the most amazing person who has ever walked this planet.
The Blakenator.
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A word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as "blaked".
-"Dude, i'm so blaked,everything is awesome"
-"Don't you mean baked dude"
-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."
baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking
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