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Imma john bland some bitch
The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.
The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.
When a person defines themselves by the products they use. This is not unlike the pepsi v. coke arguement or claiming one chain restaurant is better than the rest. Except for the fact that most of us stop caring at the age of twelve. This is usually due to said person having no discernible personality.
Social Leper: "OH EM GEE I just got a Mac arent you jeeeealous? those comercials with that cool guy and that other guy liek totally sold me on it. Macs are liek soo totally better than PCs. Now im like totally going to make my album on this thing... how do you turn it on?"
Rest of the World: *YAAAAAAWNSKIES* Another boring person with Bland Loyalty issues.
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A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."
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Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.
A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.
Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend”
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”
a regular old band aid without color. the regular nude color
person 1: GET ME A BLAND-AID
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.
Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner
Ryan: Yea ya do!