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blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.

Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.

by Johnny spots February 1, 2005

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blarf

Combination of blowing chunks and barfing.

Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!

by Sidd Black October 23, 2002

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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


blarf

an outer space delinquent that prefers sotime to oral and vagina sex

That blarf screwed me in the ass

by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


blarf nugget

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them

"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"

by hanaaa October 7, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.

Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.

by Austronomy February 24, 2024