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to blend in the blenderizer.
"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"
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A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Look at that ugly ass blender.
Look at that ugly ass, Blender.
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Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"
Hey bobulya would you like a blender?
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Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"
"Well, there's nothing else to do"
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A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.
Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?
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The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.
"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
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