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When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
louis tomlinson best era.. period
girl 1: “omg have you seen louis tomlinson with that peaky blinders haircut ??”
girl 2: “yes, he looks so hot.. i think that’s his best look”
girl 1: “SO TRUE BESTIE”
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a.k.a. wear blinkers
to be ignorant or restricted in sight, as if wearing blinkers or blinkers
blinkers are devices use to restrict the sight of horses
You're never gonna be content if you don't try, try to see outside your line
There you go, you did it again!
You act as if there's a blinder on your eyes
-Glass, by incubus
only horses wear blinders, dude
The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.
John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.
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The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.
Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."