the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

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blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

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Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

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blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

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blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

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blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

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blob

something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop

a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob

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