Bloop

In cold climates just as the ice on surface water freezes ducks dive to their under water winter homes where they stay until the very first sign of a hole in the ice as it thaws and then they race to the top and pop up through the first thawed hole. This natural wintering pattern for ducks in cold climates is commonly known as blooping.

Hey, did you see those ducks bloop?

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Sexually: The art of finishing on someone else.

Mentally: The thought of wanting to finish on someone.

Sexually: I blooped all over that chicks face last night.

Mentally: I would love to bloop on that woman.

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When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.

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A mixture of Blood and Poop.

I banged that chick so hard, she started blooping.

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When an muffin with too much batter overflows while baking.

Don't put too much batter in that muffin cup, you don't want it to bloop.

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To hit someone. Usually used to show off to your friends, and gets a laugh.

That guy was a total twat so I blooped him.

I blooped him

I'm going to bloop yuh.

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When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

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