blorp

A better and more sophisticated way to say bitch or hoe. Blorp is singular and Blorps/Blorpies is plural

Timmy: Yo man! I got HELLA blorps!!!
Joe: Ay that's my man, pulling hella blorpies

blorp

I don't freakin know

I really blorp you manuel.

Blorp

When you burp and have an orgasm at the same time.

"Megan! I blorped so hard last night!"

"Dude, I gave Megan the blorp. It was great."

Blorp

A feeling when you don't really know what to do while on a call with friends.

I felt blorp on that call yesterday.

Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"