Blum

A person who's often feels left out... A third wheel.

Jackie: I hate hanging out wit you and Janet, I always feel like a third wheel.
Jane: You're such a Blum

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Blum

Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.

"Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!"

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Blum

The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong

Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet

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blum

A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice

Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.

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blum

bloody cum, usually associated when one recieves a rainbow

There was blum all over the bed after the hardcore sex.

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blum

v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.

(blummed, blumming)

n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")

Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?

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Blum

Noun. a blowing motion given to one person or animal by another person on the neck. Once a Blum is started, it can not be stopped. Before you give someone a blum, you have to say blum blum blum blum to the tune of your favorite song. The best strategy against a blum is to just take it right away, because blums can not be stopped

-BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum

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