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Person 1: Bob Ross Is the best painter alive!
Person 2: Wdym? He isn't alive!
Person 1: Yes he is! He streams on twitch.tv every weekend!
Person 2: Oh, then he must be alive!
He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.
A GOD AMONG MEN! THEY GRATEST HUMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH AND YOU BITCHES COULD NEVER (and I mean NEVER) COMPETE WITH SUCH A SAINTLY ANGELIC HUMAN SUCH AS BOB ROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Random Idiot: Wow that guys great who is that?
You(An Intellectual): THATS BOB ROSS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER!
The act of 1 man wiping the shit from another mans ass with his penis, then painting happy little mushrooms on his partners ass cheek.
After fucking his partner very sweetly, Chance Bob Ross'ed that guys blank ass canvas like a prison bitch.
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Amazing perfection more than a god it is impossible to compare a normie to such greatness anything Bob Ross painted was a masterpiece if you hate Bob Ross then you are the biggest normie this world has seen.
Lets worship Bob Ross and all of his greatness
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A vagina that is never trimmed or shaved is known as a Bob Ross!
I bet that ugly chick has a Bob Ross in her panties!
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