Checking your pockets for dead presidents (money) therefore doing a body count.
Person 1: Oh man, I don't have enough for the pizza.
Person 2: It's all good, I did a quick body count and I got $10.
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how many people you've killed or had sex with
body count
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How many women you had sex with and cummed on them and kissed the next day
My body count is like 10
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Your βbody countβ is the number of people with whom you had vaginal sexual intercourse. The number can range from 0 to 5. (After the fifth person, the body count essentially becomes a top 5 list.)
It does not include kissing, petting, oral or anal.
The usual stipulations apply. For example, what happened on vacation or outside of the country do not count.
As intercourse requires contact, vaginal sex with a condom does not count. (In the same way that putting on a pair of latex gloves, rubbing your hands together under running water, and then removing the gloves does not count as washing your hands.)
I kissed a number of boys whenI was younger, but my body count is only 5.
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The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.
For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
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A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.
I canβt believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me heβs trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.
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The unofficial non existent body count attributed to Hillary and Bill Clinton. It never happened. There were no double tap suicides. None of it happened 53 times and counting.
I tried googling the Clinton Body Count but was redirected to a body shop in Atlanta because apparently there is no connection between the clintons and 53 suicides.
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