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Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.
The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.
Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.
Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”
It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.
I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.
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An over-the-pants-handy commonly performed in a public place.
To my surprise, I was boeberted during a matinee showing of Barbie with my Bible study date.
When someone gives you a handjob in a theatre.
I didn't know he was interested until he gave me a Boebert.
To cum into someone’s colostomy bag
Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead
Dillion Harper's doppleganger.
Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.
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-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,
The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"