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That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret
Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret
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When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
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An erect dick happens when sexually excited or at a random time
She's really hot I got a boner she's fucking sexy
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when your horny and your dick stands up
when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos
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Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.
Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.
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A mistake, so like Boner Donor.
“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
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the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.
A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!
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