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When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.
She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"
Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.
"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."
" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"
A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.
Jimmy is a dong bonger.
Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.
A cheeky but friendly jibe or insult for person who is perceived as silly or absent minded in a blissfully unaware sort of way.
"Alex, wake up! you're such a Chong Bonger!"
An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.
Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"
Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."
Mort: "......."
Swedish slang for a semi erection.
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."
"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"
"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"