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Bonner- A real erection as opposed to a lolcat.
Navs- 0MG, GUYS I HAVE A BONNER.
Cool Kid- What?
Navs- Me and Nishi have the same last name I have a bonner!
Cool Kid- R0fltank
Navs- Ok you need to relax.
Ambiqua- I really like small things
Navs- 0MG, I have a R34lly Sm4ll penis!
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Having very pointy tornado like titties that are extremely funny to look at
Look at Ms.Babcock she has Bonner boobies 😂😂
a guy called bob who has a boner over everything even a wild rowan salter and a wild jake moran he masterbates with marden as well and he loves a foursome
Sexual act/position from behind. Slip your manhood full tilt into your lady's cooze, then just before you jam your thumb into her pulsing bung-hole while grabbing a fistful of her butt-cheek, you raise your free arm like the champeen bull rider you are - then say, ..." you fuck just like your little sister!" If you ride that bitch for 8 seconds, you are world class in anybody's book!
After more than a few Tequilas, I went home, listened to the wife run her mouth about where I've been, sweet-talked her into the sack, got into "the position", then gave her a Junior Bonner she'll never forget!
When you sleep on a slope usually while camping and all the blood rushes to your head.
We all got bad headaches from bonner brain, due to sleeping upside down on a hill.
The state of a penis after sex. It resembles a loaf of bologna.
Dude I boned that bitch and had a bologna bonner for like an hour after.
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