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Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9
Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate
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When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
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When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other
Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*
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wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't
He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.
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When you use zip ties (cable ties) on her tits or rope/string to give them a helping lift and make them look less empty and saggy
I'm going to have to give her a B&Q boob job so I keep my boner
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When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.
Bro: Wow.
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When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.
Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.