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Bookworm Johnson

1. Someone who says something about reading a book, resulting in him being a complete nerd and ultimately a Bookworm Johnson.

2. One who pours over numerous tomes with great frequency. (<-omg what a Bookworm Johnson!)

Person 1: "Yeah, I read a few pages of it the other day."
Person 2: "Oh my god you are probably the biggest Bookworm Johnson I have ever met in my entire life!"

by dickmasterflex January 11, 2012

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bookworm Larva

A baby in a bookstore that eats the books. Then, the parents stick it back on the shelf for others to enjoy.

Ah, man. That bookworm larva ate through Goodnight Moon!

by boylockedinatower November 21, 2010


Bookworm Bitch

A female phenomenon: Fastidious girls who are very good at rotelearning, test-taking and acting like they know it all despite never achieving anything beyond qualifications.

The spread of this phenomenon is why there are female majorities at universities yet women don't actually invent anything or create art beyond unmade beds and singing lyrics a man wrote.

"90% of female university students voted to be raped by refugees in the Austrian elections. Bookworm Bitches have killed Europe."

by POC 'n' Load May 23, 2016

3πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


SciFi BookWorm

While recievin head from a partner with glasses, one must slide their member between the gaps of the the glasses. do this in a random and fast motion, creating a worm-like motion hence the name (helps to have a larger sized penis)

I pulled a fuckin sciFi Bookworm on that bitch from the book store, and she was like "this reminds me of episod 5 of season 2 of star trek whe dr. spak bla bla bla bla" so i fuckin donkey punched that bitch

by Tony August 3, 2004

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


The pretty Scorpio bookworm

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.

P1: β€žomg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!β€œ
P2:β€œshe looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!β€œ

by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž