Short for kombucha. Predominantly for those blokes who wear RMs to their city desk jobs, most of whom enjoyed going to all boys schools a little to much and are to tight to purchase a subscription and rely on harassing other people for the content. Mostly seen in the hand of said blokes while sitting on their boyfriends laps.
Look at that bloke. He loves the bootch.
a term in which most dyslexics get confused in determining the spelling of the correct expression, bitch.
"shutt up yu bootch"
"dude, dont you mean bitch?"