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When something fails to work or breaks.
'Aww man my computer just borked'
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Bork
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To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.
I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.
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Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
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{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.
Hey homey, look at that fine-ass dimepiece over thurr. I'd bork that.
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Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
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To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.
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