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It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.
Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!
Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.
"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"
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Getting wasted on the expense of your virgin credit card, and not even considering paying any of it back.
(EL) Hey Gilli are you coming out tonight ??? (Gilli)nah dude i got no cash !! (EL)fuck that "Chuck it on Branson" (Gilli) Yeah no doubt, Branson's good for it.
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dont worry boys "Branson's got this round"
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When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it
Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6
When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
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a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
a rich fuck that is the co-creator of virgin mobile and yes, he does have his own private island..ive seen it...on MTV cribs
Richard Branson's son can't find himself a girlfriend so his dad has to buy off a girl for him
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