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The most beautiful girl in the world, and she’ll have your back if anything goes wrong. If you need help with anything you should go to her for help, she also has pretty big boobs.
Them: who is that really pretty girl?
You: oh that’s briar she’s super nice
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The most angelic being. Girls with this name have a romantic lure. They are full of love and energy to take on the word. Theyre eyes are bright and can touch the darkest soul. Named after the sweet briar rose that grows on a thorny bush, their beauty is a commanding presence even amongst the thickest of thrones.
Her name is Briar Rose, after the story of sleeping beauty. When the princess goes into hiding
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(Noun) A Briar is a reference used in everquest when refuring to someone who is a massive count.
Susan is a real Briar, I cant stand that bitch.
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A real Texan girl and ardent Cowboys fan. Prim and proper by day, but when Friday night comes around, she's totally drunk and snoring like a lawnmower by morning.
Who the hell is mowing their lawn at 3am??
Oh, that's just Briare in a drunken coma..
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the fakest nastiest bitch i’ve ever met. the girl that is poor and asks her friends to steal for her, she is a manipulative skank that will never gain respect from nobody. she is now a lonely piece of shit. she is also the type of person to cut her pubes with her nanas kitchen scissors
ew that bitch briar smells
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n. Any important ice-curling or water-polo tournament where prizes in the form of large coffee-cups are awarded for shot-rock, sweepings mvp, and top goalie. Often Canadians and Swedish folk take their elderly or infirm relatives to Briars as it is a restful form of entertainment that will not over-stimulate the senses. Traditionally women are not allowed to compete in Briars except mid-week but this is changing with the introduction of half-weight rocks. A Canada-wide briar, in which the revered Tim Horton's Coffee Tankard is awarded, is held every three years with entrants selected in a national lottery.
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Are you taking your granny to the Briar in Calgary this week-end? I hear the Canadian coffee tankard is up for grabs.
No. She has to get her colostomy changed over for the winter so it don't freeze.
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