Bridge

The perfect diving board and solution to any problem.

Hey do you feel like swimming?

Yeah!
Then go jump off that bridge!

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The bridge

An extremely grotty place with life standards sub-comparable to slums. In other words, a shithole.

Did you go through the bridge on your way to work this morning?
Hell no, I don’t want to get diseased in that shithole.

Bridge

you can bury bodies under a bridge

hey did you bury it under the bridge yet?

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bridges

noun: alcoholic beverages consumed to achieve the state of intoxication.

When using the term building bridges to describe getting drunk, the "bridges" refers to the alcohol used to do so.

Person A: Bring the bridges, man.
Person B: No worries, S has like a gallon of vodka in his room.

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bridge bridge bridge

Verbal game when one drives over a bridge yells "Bridge Bridge Bridge" . first one to do so wins

"Bridge Bridge Bridge" I WON!

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Bridge

A card game that you are not able to play until you are so old that no living thing would have sex with you

"Would you like to move to Italy in your retirement?"

"I would rather just play bridge until I decompose."

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bridge

Is similar to a male (taint, gooch, chode ect..) However, this is the smaller female version that connects the cootie to the butthole.

It makes my girlfriend uncomfortable when i try to touch her bridge inappropriately

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