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A code for men who are insecure about their masculinity and need to let the internet dictate their behavior because they don’t have their own common sense.
Man: “Dude, why don’t you ask out Kara?”
Bro: “She’s Matt’s ex. I can never break bro code.”
Man: “Matt has been married to Shelly for five years and we’re all on good terms if you want to date Kara. Learn to read social cues from individual situations, dude.”
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1. A set of rules followed by guys who never get laid.
2. A guide on to how not to get laid.
An example on how not get laid straight from the Bro Code: "Bros before hoes" this should really be "Chicks before dicks" because real bros get laid.
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A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
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THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
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a set of rules that a bro must live by, that when broken, result in a series of consequences, ranging from paying for drinks for a night all the way to loss of permanent shotgun status.
sample articles.
#1 - bros before hoes
#2 - whether or not a bro cares about sports, a bro cares about sports
#56 - a bro in a relationship will always wing for a single bro
#69 - duh
#83 - a bro will never ask for directions when traveling with an excess of 3 people in the car.
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Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
That’s the bro code thank you
Bro codes are system of unwritten codes that all the bros live by. These laws shall not be broken under any circumstance. Bronstitution is an app that has all of the bro codes and laws, and the punishment for breaking each of the laws.
Michael: "dude how are you so updated with all the bro codes!?"
Steven: "dude I got the Bronstitution app, keeps me in check with the laws man"
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